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Easy as 1, 2, 3 Part 5Tales From the Stupid Side: Chapter 1Easy as 1, 2, 3 Part 5 by HorrorEmpress
Easy as 1, 2, 3: Part 5
It was getting late in Detroit. The sun was sinking behind the skyline as the sky began to fill with the soft purples and blues of dusk. Both Icy and Hothead were sitting on top of one of the taller buildings in the city, trying to decide what to do next. After discovering Random missing several hours ago, theyd both gone out to try and recover their insane, and possibly mildly retarded, brother. Unfortunately, the very signal dampeners that were keeping the autobots off of their tail pipes were now preventing them from locating the third personality. Hothead stomped back and forth, growling, groaning, and roaring out curses at the non-present Random.
How zupid could he pozzibly be! Megatron could be home any minute! I svear! Vhen I get meine servos on him! Hothead trailed off into an inaudible babble of German as he shook his hands in front of him in a strangling motion. Icy watched his brother bri
Easy as 1, 2, 3 Part 4Tales From the Stupid Side: Chapter 1Easy as 1, 2, 3 Part 4 by HorrorEmpress
Easy as 1, 2, 3: Part 4
Icy spent the rest of that afternoon trying to figure out what to do with his brothers. He used that term lightly at the risk of insulting himself. Thankfully enough they seemed to be self-entertaining. Random had recently discovered the joys of shiny objects, and had taken a strong interest in a reflective piece of sheet metal hed found in the supply closet. His favorite activity thus far was to shine the reflective light into Hotheads visor when he walked by, thereby blinding him and causing him to trip and fall on his face or crash into a wall or some other solid object. Icy actually found this process quite entertaining to watch, and made sure to look up from his plans whenever he saw Random creeping around a corner towards Hothead with the accused sheet metal in hand.
Hothead however, seemed to have found something extremely interesting on the computer. Icy wasnt sure what it was,
Easy as 1, 2, 3 Part 3Tales From The Stupid Side: Chapter 1Easy as 1, 2, 3 Part 3 by HorrorEmpress
Easy as 1, 2, 3: Part 3
Lugnut landed in front of the mine, steeping slowly inside as he wondered if Megatron had returned yet. And if not, if he would be returning soon. After all, Lugnut had yet to participate in his daily ritual of bowing before Megatron and exclaiming to Primus about how magnificent he was. Entering the main room where Professor Sundac could be seen typing away, he saw Blitzwing, specifically Icy, sitting at the monitor, just as hed left him.
Blitzwing! he bellowed, walking further into the room. Icy turned to his larger counterpart and panted,
Ja? Lugnut looked at Blitzwing curiously for a bit. He seemed out of breath, as though hed just traveled an extremely long distance at an ridiculously fast pace.
Are you alright Blitzwing? asked Lugnut, wondering what was up with his German companion. Icy glanced around nervously before nodding stiffly and assuring,
Easy as 1, 2, 3 Part 2Tales From the Stupid Side: Chapter 1Easy as 1, 2, 3 Part 2 by HorrorEmpress
Easy as 1, 2, 3: Part 2
Blitzwing zoomed through the sky, enjoying the warm sun on his wings. He turned off his main thrusters and allowed himself to glide, quietly sliding over the buildings of Detroit.
Zat All Spark fragment haz to be around here zomvhere. He stated to himself, surveying the ground below him. As he passed over a patch of trees located in a park, his sensors went wild. If that wasnt the fragment, it was something just as powerful. Descending upon the grassy area, Blitzwing found that there were no humans running about.
How ztrange he mumbled; now wondering if this was an ambush set b